My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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