I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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