Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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