So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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