fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
i now understand why vodka
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
