Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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