I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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