super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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