Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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