Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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