just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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