that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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