What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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