I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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