these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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