So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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