Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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