8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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