no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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