Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
17 year olds will be the death of me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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