i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Acid is not a monday night drug
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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