Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you had me at cake vodka
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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