dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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