The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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