Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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