You're completely useless in the revolution.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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