She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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