i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
