Have you finally orgasmed yet?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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