so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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