Three words: puerto rican gang bang
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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