New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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