And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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