The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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