Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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