So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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