you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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