Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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