Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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