how can u be prego again
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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