Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Houston, we have a squirter
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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