i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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