Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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