doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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