Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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