Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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