i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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