I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Randomize
