Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
ok first of all what the fuck
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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