I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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