Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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