About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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