Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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