Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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